Lord Timothy Dexter was not a lord at all. Some say he was a misconceived genius; others say he was the luckiest sonofabitch to ever live. Look at his stupid hat and judge for yourself. If you’re not familiar with his story, the Sam O’Nella Academy does a great job of telling it in about nine minutes.

Measures 3" x 3".

Inspired by a friend who recently moved to Malden.