Avocado Toast

I love it.

I love ordering it instead of paying off my student loans.

Sometimes I get extra toppings just so I'm late on my car payment.

If I get it a couple times a week, I can ensure I'm never able to retire.

Ah, avocado toast.

You taste like the failing economy.

You're the source of all of our problems.

But you're just.

So.

Good.